Wanting the right thing and flossing
-George MacDonald, The Princess and Curdie
*oh, flossing is an excellent idea too for a few reasons:
1) your teeth don't look like pukey and scummy anymore
2) it's necessary for gum health
3) for the cavity prone, it prevents some cavities
3.5) it also prevent leftovers from being stored in your mouth.
4) there are different flavors of floss
5) and last but not least, pearly whites do exist, but only when they're clean pearly whites. Or else they're dirty and disgusting and people are going to make awkward eye contact with you because they don't want to look at your teeth.